The men here r a mess

Its really tragic. The single men in Flagstaff r a complete mess, most seem to have extremely severe developmental disabilities.

"Quoted"

Bea Arthur from Golden Girls to her roommate:

"All the single men under 80 in this city are crack dealers!"

(When I heard this I realized that not much has changed over the decades)

"Attention men!"

Attention men, want a date? Then launder your damn clothes!