"People are strange, when you're a stranger"

So, there will be a free movie shown tonight, documentary.  I overheard a woman in the library say that she will go.  I asked her if she lived near me, as i need a ride home.

Instead of simply saying that it is out of her way, she began advising me on what weapon i should carry!

She asked me if I have a stun gun and said "My daughter carries a pistol!"

I said: PLEASE!  I AM NOT ASKING YOU FOR WEAPON ADVICE, I SIMPLY NEED TO HITCH A RIDE HOME!