"how are you?/merry christmas"

Always trying to think of creative ways to answer how are you when it asked by strangers.  today's weather was gorgeous so my response was:

"it's a beautiful day to b miserable!"

(left her speechless)

when I was at the mall mrs. claus wished me a merry christas.  as usual I said: bah humbug and she was completely silenced ;)

If you get bored google "bah humbug" and you will see the definition of it in the "urban dictionary!"