Breathing in second hand smoke is still something I have to deal with on and off 24/7. Between the smokers outside, at the bus stop, the guy downstairs-there's just no getting away. Sometimes the smoke in my home gets so thick I can hear audible wheezing coming from my lungs.
But this next story is a classic! There was a huge sign in front of the cafe that says:
"ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING"
Some goober had the nerve to sit on the bench with his back leaning against the sign and light up! As I was figuring out what approach to take the best thing happened:
A woman walked over to him, tapped him on the shoulder, pointed to the sign behind him and THEN WALKED AWAY!
I clapped and I said: "Maam, that was beautiful, classic. You're an awful lot like me!"
She exclaimed:
"OH YEAH, I'M A BITCH LIKE THAT!"
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