Overheard

Mother to teenage son: you don't need to kill everything!!

"Overheard on the bus"

male turns to his friend and asks her:

"So what can a waitress pull in for tips at your restaurant"

her-"Depends on how pretty the girl is and how hot she dresses!"

"Overheard in restroom"

Setting:  little boy in the stall of the ladies room, while mom waits right outside the stall door.

boy-"I FOUND MONEY!"

mom-"Where?"

boy-"in the next stall!"

mom-"You never ever look underneath to the next stall?"

boy-"Why?"

mom-"JUST BECAUSE!"

"Overheard on the bus"

"Yup, she was voted 7 years in a row most likely to:

GET MARRIED!

"Overheard"

Being engaged is awesome but being married is the pits!

"Overheard"

Five year old boy to his mother  "You mean i get to have my OWN gun now?!"

Now my dear reader i would like t o believe we are talking about toy guns.  Nonetheless, the prevalence of toy guns available to young children does not please me to say the least!

"Overheard"

I share this anecdote with you because it is sure to make you smile!  I sat down at the table at the soup kitchen last night when one man said to the other:  "She has great knockers!"

Much to my chagrin  (wink wink  ;)   ) they were not referring to my knockers!  They were looking at pictures of women on the internet!

"Retail Hell/Rude Ass Society/Overheard"

You remember the market where the manager told me not to leave behind a cream or a sugar?  Well, Brenda* the girl that was my cashier today, certainly is a good fit there because she is a cold hearted you know what.

I had one person in line in front of me today.  Brenda told the customer that 2 people have been fired.  Ricardo* and Miranda*

She had the nerve to disclose the details of the firing in front of me the customer!  She said that R. was always sick with kidney and liver problems.

THEN she said that when they found out that M. was going to quit, THEY FIRED HER!

I said: Oh, I know why your company fired her, you fired her because that way you aren't required to pay her unemployment benefits!

She was silent!  Dumbfounded!

I am also dumbfounded at our entire society.

"Overheard"

College guy to college girl "Yes suicide is very high at my high school due to bullying."

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Two women were exiting the cafe today and one said to the other:  "ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE O.K. TO DRIVE?!"

It made me wonder: Exactly what do they put in coffee nowadays anyhow?!

"Overheard"

Yesterday, the bus driver's parents were riding the bus.  The driver was training Nick*.  The drivers name  is Chuck.*

So Chuck is telling his parents about how clever the toddler is getting, and gave some examples.

Nick said "WHY DON'T YOU FEED HIM SOME LEAD PAINT CHIPS THAT WILL STOP HIM IN HIS TRACKS!"

(I felt VERY  disturbed a bout this and much to my further shock; out of  conformity the parents laughed!)

Chuck said "No, I don't think I'm going to do that!"

"Overheard on the bus"

(Mountain town underclass "culture" is nearly as sick as Baltimore's)

Woman says to her friend today: "Yeah, so I gave him one of my tranquilizers and fell down the staircase!  He broke a leg!  Hahahaha!

"Overheard"

I will predecess this by saying that, it seemd like everyone i encountered yesterday was mean and messed up.  When i told my friend Amanda that i think i met every jerk in Mountain Town yesterday i asked her if it is still full moon?  she said yes it is and that is why you have the term "LUNA-TIC!

that being said, i was in the cafe when i heard a teen girl of about 13 say the following to her mother:

"Mom you have cat eyes and you do not know how to do make-up.  YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE!"

I was shocked guys.  I found it so disturbing that I had the urge to tell the mom that she is a beauty (and she was)

What kind of child rearing is that where a parent let's their child talk like that?!  it really was upsetting.

"Overheard"

Today a local baby boomer, seriously mentally ill bicycled past me on the sidewalk.  Synchronistically, he was singing a song that i've been want to post to my site for quite a while!

he sang "kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down!"

In my next posting you will see the video for that song, "Dirty Laundry"

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I overheard this conversation in front of the coffee shop on 4/30/12

Him-"So the cab fare was $100.00"

Her-"And you paid it?"

Him-"No, I paid him in drugs and he was cool with that!"

(Folks, even I can still be shocked, and i was when I heard this!)

"Overheard"

I overheard this today in front of the grocery store.

Panhandler to his friend:  "I'm meeting lots of great folks, $1.00 at a time!"