"You've Got Mail"

Dear Ms. Snyder,

8/7/08.

Thank you for your interest in a c.f. personal loan for 9,999. For well over halp a century, we've built a reputation for working very hard to find ways to get our applicants money when they need it.

b.s. b.s. b.s.

We are disappointed that wqe cannot approve your application at this time.

Every year c.f. put missions of dollars in the hands of people all around the country to help fulfill their dreams.

All hands except yours.

Should your circumstances change in the future, we would welcome the pooortunity to explire the ways we could help you fullfill yours.

Sincerely,

c.f.

My attempts at buying a car have borne no fruit.