So, Will sees me sitting in the back of the bus and unfortunately sits down next to me. I can't help but to notice that his belt buckle is unbuckled, his button on his jeans is undone and HIS ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED!
I tell him that his zipper is unzipped and he says "thanks for telling me!"
I said, and your buckle is unbuckled!
He said, "Yup, just took a piss at the mall"
me-"behind a tree?"
(the trees are baby trees and you can't hide behind them!)
him-"yup!" "Plus, I don't want to wear these jeans today anyhow!" He proceeds to completely take his jeans off, I instinctively look away despite his movie star good looks!
He doesn't seem to realize how inappropriate this behavior is! The driver saw the whole thing and did nothing!
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These vignettes make for great writing material but I'm telling you, this public transit thing, it's no kind of a life.
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