"Colonial Lock and Key"

Beware of this company. With the burglaries and the rules here at Twisted Pines that you aren't allowed to change your lock without alerting management-here's what happened.

All of my break ins were without forced entry. I've never given a key to any of my friends. The burglar was locking up on their way out. What sense would it make for me to use a company that will alert management.

Colonial said don't worry we never do that. They came out and changed my lock. I had to give them $140 dollars. Next morning they called Twisted and said "Elana changed her lock."

Twisted has made me change my lock again today (my expense) and give management a key. Another 100 dollars. (someone is helping me with these security expenses)

Now Colonial is here and he's making small talk about the weather. I said "Oh no, don't make small talk with me. I know what you did. And it sure wasn't very ethical." "He said, I didn't do it, Shmoe's lock and key did it"

I said "Bull. Shmoe's has no idea that I changed the lock"

So, he's here now, and I'm fuming angry. I'll just take the new key give him my credit card and not say a word to him.

I've been very very busy with survival related stuff, and every day I can't believe I haven't had a heart attack from the stress. Right now, just having him in my house is making my hands shake.