Today, I was at the bus stop for about 5 minutes when the following happened. A woman of about 50 parks her car about 1/2 block from the bus stop, then approaches me.
Woman-"Do you know where the bus stop is?"
E-"This is the bus stop"
Woman-"My daughter says there is a dead cat here. I don't see the dead cat, do you see the dead cat?"
E-"I don't see the dead cat"
W-"Why would my daughter tell me there is a dead cat, if there's no dead cat?"
She starts walking up and down the block presumably looking for a dead cat. "My daughter must be crazy."
Woman gets back into the car and drives off.
Like I said, if you can find someone normal for me to talk to, will you please send them my way?