"La pew correspondence/correspondence from hell"

Everytime I get a letter under my door, up to 2 a day, i cringe. The below is almost every letter I've gotten in the last 8 weeks, with my comments in lilac.

June 23

"Join us in the community room to celebrate the manager's birthday"

I'd like to go down there and tell her what i want for her birthday. i'd like to see her hypocritical ass kicked to the street for making our lives so hard.

June 23

ON TUESDAY JUNE 24, A REP. FROM CDA

WHAT DOES C.D.A. STAND FOR?

WILL BE HERE TO CONDUCT A PHYSICAL INSPECTION OF THE BLDG AND WILL RANDOMLY CHOSE (YES CHOSE) 20% OF APARTMENTS TO INSPECT. YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE HOME FOR THIS INSPECTION. PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE OFFICE, WE WILL NOT KNOW WHICH APARTMENT WILL BE CHOSEN.

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET IN IS IF THE THIEF, MAINT. MAN, LET'S THEM IN. SO IT WILL BE PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS FOR ME TO LEAVE THE HOUSE (ON MY BIRTHDAY)

6/23

TOMORROW WE WILL INSTALL CLOSET DOORS

THIS IS THE 4TH NOTE THAT THEY'VE SENT SAYING THEY WILL DO THIS, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS DONE QUITE A LONG TIME AGO. I HAVE HAD TO CONTINUALLY POST A RESPONSE ON MY DOOR, SAYING THAT I ALREADY HAVE CLOSET DOORS. THESE GUYS ARE NOT VERY SWIFT. DON'T EVER USE LINDEN CONTRACTING. THEY LEAVE A HUGE HUGE MESS, ARE COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL. IF IT DIDN'T COST ME TO JOIN "ANGIES LIST" I'D POST LINDEN CONTRACTING AS A COMPANY TO WATCH OUT FOR. (YES, LINDEN IS THE REAL NAME)

6/18

Dear Tenant,

The appliance installation crew will be in your unit tomorrow. They will be installing new stoves and refrigerators in your kitchen.

what time?

Please remove all items from the top and within your stove and remove all food items from your refrigerator.

at what time? if i remove the items at 8 a.m. and you don't show up til 3, everything will spoil.

Please call the management office if you need assistnace with these tasks.

Please secure any valuables during the duration of this work.

Well, since I've been living here you have stolen my underwear, cash, silverware, dishes, detergent, toilet paper, office supplies, photo albums, files, medicine, cookware..........................if only there were a lock box big enough..............................................

if you have any question, please contact management for assistance.

Thank you for your cooperation during this work.

Yeah, right.

6/9

Dear Tenant, 6/9 morning. Work will commence on your apt. unit. closet doors.

5/22

Dear Resident,

Please come to the office by 5 p.m. on 3/23 to sign important forms.

If you don't show up by 5, they will write you a punishment letter, including threats. Everytime they see us in the hall, they say, come into the office, there is another form for you to sign. Will they evict us if we don't follow every command in their timing? What if we are at work before 5 p.m. and can't make it to the office before closing?

6/7/08

excerpt from june newsletter

ATTENTION

Please do not knock on other resident's doors asking to borrow money.

Our newsletters are always filled with rules like these. One time the newsletter said that we are "not to sit in the lobby and gossip about our neighbors!"









The only time they have actually every showed up, they spent about 15 seconds in the apt, did not check the broken heater, repair the broken heater, notice the broken shower, they didn't do anything, nor did they take any notes. What an intrusion.