Monday, April 1, 2013

"Overheard cell phone conversations"

Man on bus to whoever  "So do you want to get a piece of ass?"

yelling he repeats "Do you want a piece of ass?"

again  "DO YOU WANT TO POP A CHERRY?"  he screams even louder

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today i overheard the same "conversation" in 2 different offices, receptionists discussing their private lives in a way that everybody can hear.

"yeah he was throwing up and throwing up"

library receptionist  private conversation "YEAH HE WAS THROWIN' UP ALL NIGHT!"

(there was a hilarious skit on prairie home companion last night that took place in nyc.  in the skit folks are yelling at this guy with a new york accent who is screaming into his cell phone in a cafe.  check it out)

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