On Saturday I went to urgent care because my toenail had become infected. The day before, I went to the library to research the issue, so I would be educated by the time I went to urgent care.
Dr. Greene* introduced himself to me with a handshake( which you know I always dread). He must have squeezed my hand as hard as he could. I said "OWWWW that really hurt!" (He did not apologize)
When I told him I had gone to the library to research the problem, in a very condescending tone he says:
"Why would you go to the LIBRARY when most people would have just googled it on their laptop!
"I said "I did google it, but I don't OWN a computer!"
(The nurse and the medical assistant were perfect angels, thank goodness)
The Dr. left the room, and I asked the nurse to treat me like a delicate child because of my nerve damage.
Well, apparently all the Dr. heard me say was: "Treat me like a delicate child!"
Dr. Greene said: YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A DELICATE FLOWER?! MY DOBERMAN PINSCHER IS A DELICATE FLOWER!
Readers, all I can say is: