So, i would describe my living situation as extreme danger since 2/04/13
Last night Bee, my roomate draped her clothes over the lampshade, trapping heat and creatikng yet another fire danger. I explained this but she refused to move them. I was too scared to go to sleep. I called the agency that houses us and they said they would try to send someone over to talk to her but it never happened.
So, between the cigarettes, incense, cooking (she set off the smoke alarm last night) and leaving the oven on, i have a minimum of four fire hazards to worry about.
If i had the financial means i would just abandon the apt.
And oh yes, the irony. She has her Smokey the Bear pencil lying on the kitchen table.