HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ! the barista yelled at the open coffee shop door to the next victim. Before he can even make it to the register she yells HOWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
i'M TERRIFIC! the customer said
a second barista asked him how he is.
i'm WUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDERFUL! HE SAID.
A third barista yelled HAVE A NICE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY on his way out
I feel naucious listening to this scenario over and over.